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Bonggadera si Cate Blanchett sa orig na Elizabeth kaya mataas ang expectation ko dito. Di ko malimutan ung linyang binitiwan niya noon na sinasabi ko sa mga nakakadate ko noon pag nagpaparamdam silang gusto nilang makipagchukchakan… I AM ….THE VEEEERGIIIIIINNNNN!

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Taraaaaaaaaaay! Levelling sa YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A SECOND-RATE TRYING-HARD COPY CAT!

Dito sa Elizabeth 2 kailangan meron din siyang quotable quote at binitawan niya ito nung chinakachaka siya ng Spanish ambassador saying ther is a wind coming tht will sweep away your pride kuning so Elizabeth should better watch out, she better not cry, better not pout coz he’s telling her why… the Spanish Armada is coming to town!!!

Asan na ako?

Ay yung quote about winds of change… ang sagot ni mahaderang Cate/Elizabeth… I TOO CAN COMMAND THE WINDS SIR… I HAVE A HURRICANE IN ME THAT WILL STRIP SPAIN BARE IF YOU DARE TO TRY ME!!!

Like the first movie, sa religion, politics and intrigues within the castle umikot ang kwento and the threat to Elizabeth’s throne at the time ay ang pinsan niyang si Mary, Queen of Scots na suportado ng mga catholics sa England and Spain.

Mary gave the secret “order” to have Elizabeth assassinated, but it failed. Wit niya knowings na sinabotage pala siya ng kanyang Spanish allies. Ginagamit lang pala siya ng mga Kastilaloy in their own quest to annex England sa sarili nilang empire and they are willing to sacrifice Mary for that.

For the failed chugi attempt, no choice si Elizabeth kundi icondemn si Mary sa chopping block. And for the event si pohtahng Mary mega-wear nng pula-pulahang off-the shoulder gown… dahil yung head niya mag-u-off her shoulders na rin. Magpakaliteral bah?

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bakit siya parang kahawig ni dracula?

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Anyways yun pala ang hinihintay ng Spain dahil use nila si Mary to rally the catholics to rise up against the protestant Elizabeth. Mas bonggaderang naval power ang Spain pero narouse ni Elizabeth ang kanyang mga sundalo to fight to the death dahil sa kanyang heartrendering horsetop speech sa frontline ng giyera while wearing her very couturena tightfiting metallic armor with lace edging at red flowing wigaloo.

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kamusta naman joan of arc?

Baklang bakla ang moment na superwait si Elizabeth sa loob ng kanyang windblown taffeta tent in her nighties at wigless head. At the moment of victory, walk siya sa water’s edge with flames lighting the horizon… napakanta ako ng “Here Comes The Rain Again”… itsura ni Annie Lennox sa 80’s na MTV. Charos.

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ELIZABETH:
Inagaw mo siya sa akin!

MAKIRING BETH:
Hindi ko siya inagaw sa iyo dahil una siyang naging akin!

Charos.

Ending, win ang England sa war. Nagkaaanak at naforgive sina Walter at makating Beth. At si Elizabeth, umani ng matinding extreme close-up dahil nga siya ang Virgin Queen!

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