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April 2015

THE KNEE-JERK CRITIC REVIEW: AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

Ayyy mali! Eto pala Eto ang cheat sheet ng kwento: Wham. Bam. Boom. Yadayada. Love angle. Yadayada. Boom.Bam. Wham. CGI efok. Family. Ek. Balbon na dibdib ni Mark Rufalo. Hopia-cum-emo. Chase scene. Sprakatak. Tarakatat. Eklavu. Eklavu. Hubad na Chris Helmsworth.... Continue Reading →

The Knee-Jerk Critic Review: You’re My Boss

In the movie, Toni Gonzaga is a bitch and Coco Martin has speech defect. Ayyy! True-to-life story ba ito? Charot. I just want to make this clear: pinanood ko ang movie for Antoinette Jadaone and not for Toni and Coco.... Continue Reading →

The Knee-Jerk Critic Review: That Thing Called Tadhana

Ilang "putangina" meron sa pelikulang ito? Yung"putangina" marami. Yung PUTANGINA na meron hugot at angst and pamFamas na hsitrionics, zero.  Takot ko lang na chakahin ang movie at baka kuyugin ako ng mga hugot fans. Pero…. Malaking achievement for the... Continue Reading →

The Knee-Jerk Critic Review: Fast and Furious

I confess, I am a FF virgin. Oo, ito and una kong Fast and Furious. Nakapito na pala. Nagustuhan ko naman siya pero don't expect me na mag-remedial viewing ng FF1-6 because of it.In fairness to me, may awareness naman ako... Continue Reading →

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