#ILoveYouHater : #TheKneeJerkCritic Movie Review

Uyyy finally, I’m reviewing a movie na ako ang title role.

Oo, ako yung Hater, charot! I doubt though if they would love me after this, bwahahaha.

For sure nakaexperience na kayo ng movie na sobrang engaging ang kwento, you can’t wait to see how it ends, right? Well, ang I Love You, Hater is the type of movie naman na i can’t wait to end, period. As in leeerd kailan pa ituh matatapos?!!!

In short, spell bagot, B.U.H.G.A.U.G.H.T.!!! Bagot. Ganern.

#NeverNotLoveYou : #TheKneejerkCritic Movie Review

#NeverNotLoveYou #TheKneeJerkCritic Movie Review: How sulit was Never Not Love You? Walang pasarap topless scene si James Reid dito.

Huwatt?!!! Gasp!! Can you imagine?!!!

And yet I didnt feel shortchanged. Ganung level.

Walang ring kilig scene na for the sake of kilig lang. Walang funky verbalized realizations. Walang witty comebacks. Walang pahugot lines. Maski yung regular tricks ni Antoinette sa kanta saka graphics were utilized judiciously and were at the service of clearer storytelling.

This is probably the most grown up movie Jadaone has ever done. It IS definitely the most grown up movie JaDine has even done.  Mas grown up pa siya kesa mga recent movies ni Jodi Sta. Maria and don’t get me started on Toni Gonzaga.

#LastNight : #TheKneeJerkCritic Movie Review

TKJC: #LastNight…Ang feeling ko, nung unang nabasa ni Bb Joyce yung script, sabi niya sa sarili niya, “Hmmm…. bawiin na lang natin sa visuals.”

Ni hindi nakaya ng pagpapakita niya ng abs na iangat yung kwento. Umabot na nga sa punto na may pajutong pa nga si Papa P eh. Maginaw siguro sa set, kasi amperky ng nips ni kuya! Kung 3D ang movie lulutang sa screen yung perkiness. Nagpalit ng shirt at pants in full frontal na walang dahilan bukod sa sumpa nga ni Bb Joyce na babawiin na lang sa visuals sa visuals. Ito yun.