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THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Respeto

Cue Aretha Franklin... R-E-S-P-E-C-T  Find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T  Respect meyn!!! Props and respect kay direk Treb Monteras ll. Vision, Heart, Craft, Artistry. Yun na eh. Yun na. Honestly, pinanood ko lang ang #respeto in solidarity with... Continue Reading →

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THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Patay Na Si Hesus

Castingwise, at the start i was kinda if-fy in having an autistic guy as one of the major characters. Kasi baka stunt-casting lang, you know, to generate pity or sympathy or something. But seeing Vincent Viado interact with his "sibling", being autistic was indeed integral to the story underlining that all three of Jacklyn’s children were somewhat “broken” in some ways.

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Kita Kita

Malungkot si Girl, tapos, pakak!, najulag pa. Shutanginerz de ba? Enter frame si chaka Guy. Ice queen mode si Girl na julag. Syempre naman, nasemplang na lovelife najulag pa eh. But Guy charms Girl through humor. Guy melts down Girl's defences. Girl falls for Guy. Eh paano kung bigla magka-sight ulit si Girl at makita na chakaru na frog pala ang prince charming niya? 

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Spiderman : Homecoming

Pasensya na, naging hectic lang. Bawi ako nang very light later, promise.   So, nung unang naging Spiderman pala si Tobey Maguire, 27 na siya. DNG lang as in Did Not Grow kaya pumasang highschool student. Si Andrew Garfield naman... Continue Reading →

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Wonder Woman

"Dumdumdumdum....Wonder Woman!... Wonder Woman!...   Sa ilang bekiloo minds kaya nagplayback ang original themesong na ito ng WonderWoman habang pinanonood ang bagong #wonderwomanmovie?   At nakakaloka pala yung lyrics no?   Wonder Woman! Wonder Woman!  All the world's waiting for... Continue Reading →

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Dear Other Self

Halfway through the movie manganingani na akong magwalkout sa sine. Napigilan lang kasi parang ansarap na ng tulog ni bowa sa tabi ko. Ayoko namang abalahin. Nagdala sana ako ng kumot at dantayan. And no, hindi nakatulong ang limos na pa-abs nina Xian Lim at Joseph Marco para maging interesting. Tig-isang gratuitious semi-nudity lang talaga?!!!

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Bliss

Sa kwento, isang majorly stariray si Iza na nagtatrabaho simula pagkabata to support various leeches sa buhay niya like her stage mother, good-for-nothing husband, and ambisyosang director. Nashushogod na ang lola niyo, she wants a life of her own pero hindi siya makatakas from her gilded cage. No, hindi Sarah G ang name niya dito.

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC THEATER REVIEW: Angry Christ

Achulee nakita ko na itong mural na ito around 30 years ago . . Nanibago rin ako dun sa mural kasi am-vibrant ng colors, reds and oranges and yellows. Tapos nga, yung center image nga ni Christ, ba't galet? Kaya pala. The Last Judgement, nicknamed the the Angry Christ.

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Northern Lights: A Journey To Love

May mga movies na anghirap gawan ng review kasi sobrang ganda positive lang ang maisusulat mo or flawed pero nagustuhan mo so ayaw mong chakahin dahil gusto mong suportahan.   Hindi ganito ang movie na ito. Hung chakey teh!   Sorry... Continue Reading →

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Beauty And The Beast

Kalokang pelikula itong live-action version ng Beauty and the Beast. Dapat nagbaon ako ng biberon sa sine dahil tulo-laway ako sa mga eksena.   Alam ko sobrang gasgas na yung expression’g uwian na mga besh, may nanalo na, sobrang ginalingan, pero day, uwian na nga, may nanalo na, sobrang ginalingan. Hoy mga feepol sa Oscars, […]

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: My Ex And Whys

Aalis na lang si Enrique. Hinabol ni Liza. Naipit sila sa traffic. Nagpangabot sila sa traffic. Sila na ulit. The End. ayan i saved you P250 para wag niyo nang panoorin. Ang mahal ng kilig niyo. Pwede naman kayong gumora sa CR lang at magweewee. May kilig rin yun pagkatapos.

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: I’m Drunk, I Love You

O mga beks, bago pa ako umispluk nang bongga, bottomline, maganda itong #imdrunkiloveyou so habulin niyo na sa mga natitirang sinehan bago maglaho.   Habulin niyo na, now na, para pag pag nagkwentuhan ng magagandang pinoy film eh hindi kayo... Continue Reading →

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