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THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Geostorm

Ganito ang takbo ng movie'ng #geostorm. Kemekeme. Kemekeme. Space sattelite na kering magcontrol ng weather so waley nang superelectromagnetic storm disasters forever. Kemekeme. Cut to Senate hearing chorva. Pataasan ng ihi kemekeme. Brotherhood kemekeme. Dateline: Afganistan, Madame Tussaud's Tribal Wax... Continue Reading →

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THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Seven Sundays

TKJC Movie Review: Seven Sundays..."Fudra's emotional blackmailing brought back together ang rich, trim at slim second son Dingdong na may issues pala with droopy-cheek pero havey pa ring eldest son Aga. Along  with the two were only girl Cristine Reyes na may angganda magdala ng losyang shirts pero may marriage issues,  and mapintog na bunsoy Enrique Gil na may acting issues, charot, abandonment issues pala."

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: I Love You To The Stars And Back

Hoy mamang movie trailer-maker, why you like that ha? Your di kagandahang trailer did not do justice to #iloveyoutothestarsandback . Nagduda tuloy  akong magugustuhan ko ang gawa na ito si aling Antoinette Jadaone. Mea culpa, mea culpa. I dont deserve... Continue Reading →

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: It

“Maybe there aren't any such things as good friends or bad friends - maybe there are just friends, people who stand by you when you're hurt and who help you feel not so lonely. Maybe they're always worth being scared... Continue Reading →

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Respeto

Cue Aretha Franklin... R-E-S-P-E-C-T  Find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T  Respect meyn!!! Props and respect kay direk Treb Monteras ll. Vision, Heart, Craft, Artistry. Yun na eh. Yun na. Honestly, pinanood ko lang ang #respeto in solidarity with... Continue Reading →

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Patay Na Si Hesus

Castingwise, at the start i was kinda if-fy in having an autistic guy as one of the major characters. Kasi baka stunt-casting lang, you know, to generate pity or sympathy or something. But seeing Vincent Viado interact with his "sibling", being autistic was indeed integral to the story underlining that all three of Jacklyn’s children were somewhat “broken” in some ways.

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Kita Kita

Malungkot si Girl, tapos, pakak!, najulag pa. Shutanginerz de ba? Enter frame si chaka Guy. Ice queen mode si Girl na julag. Syempre naman, nasemplang na lovelife najulag pa eh. But Guy charms Girl through humor. Guy melts down Girl's defences. Girl falls for Guy. Eh paano kung bigla magka-sight ulit si Girl at makita na chakaru na frog pala ang prince charming niya? 

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Spiderman : Homecoming

Pasensya na, naging hectic lang. Bawi ako nang very light later, promise.   So, nung unang naging Spiderman pala si Tobey Maguire, 27 na siya. DNG lang as in Did Not Grow kaya pumasang highschool student. Si Andrew Garfield naman... Continue Reading →

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Wonder Woman

"Dumdumdumdum....Wonder Woman!... Wonder Woman!...   Sa ilang bekiloo minds kaya nagplayback ang original themesong na ito ng WonderWoman habang pinanonood ang bagong #wonderwomanmovie?   At nakakaloka pala yung lyrics no?   Wonder Woman! Wonder Woman!  All the world's waiting for... Continue Reading →

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Dear Other Self

Halfway through the movie manganingani na akong magwalkout sa sine. Napigilan lang kasi parang ansarap na ng tulog ni bowa sa tabi ko. Ayoko namang abalahin. Nagdala sana ako ng kumot at dantayan. And no, hindi nakatulong ang limos na pa-abs nina Xian Lim at Joseph Marco para maging interesting. Tig-isang gratuitious semi-nudity lang talaga?!!!

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC MOVIE REVIEW: Bliss

Sa kwento, isang majorly stariray si Iza na nagtatrabaho simula pagkabata to support various leeches sa buhay niya like her stage mother, good-for-nothing husband, and ambisyosang director. Nashushogod na ang lola niyo, she wants a life of her own pero hindi siya makatakas from her gilded cage. No, hindi Sarah G ang name niya dito.

THE KNEEJERK CRITIC THEATER REVIEW: Angry Christ

Achulee nakita ko na itong mural na ito around 30 years ago . . Nanibago rin ako dun sa mural kasi am-vibrant ng colors, reds and oranges and yellows. Tapos nga, yung center image nga ni Christ, ba't galet? Kaya pala. The Last Judgement, nicknamed the the Angry Christ.

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